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The simple premise of this idea, and indeed, the name of the subreddit itself, is that birds aren’t real. Or at least, not as we know them.

But it wasn’t Smith that turned the phrase into a viral hit – rather, his friend Marcelese (who goes by @SlyMCooper) recorded him one day spouting out the theory and uploaded it to TikTok. Research has demonstrated that pigeons are highly intelligent creatures capable of learning complex tasks and recognizing patterns. Their cognitive abilities have impressed scientists and animal behaviorists alike. Pigeons’ Social Structure and Communication

Smith says the bourgeoisie birds meme took off after he and a few friends began discussing conspiracy theories. Throughout history, pigeons have played crucial roles in communication, particularly during wars. Additionally, their symbolic significance in various cultures has elevated their status beyond that of a mere bird. The Intelligence of Pigeons: Unveiling Their Feats Pigeon Navigation Abilities

Billions of birds were supposedly wiped out and replaced with drones, creating the most intricate and secretive surveillance system the world has ever seen. If there’s anything to take from all of this mess, it’s this: all of the birds died in 1986 due to Reagan killing them and replacing them with spies that are now watching us. Contrary to popular belief, pigeons contribute positively to urban ecosystems by aiding in seed dispersal and insect control. They are active participants in maintaining the balance of city life. Pigeons’ Perception and Adaptation He said: “ I like engaging with people, and this has allowed me to interact and engage with people in a way that I never have before.”In July 2019, the chilling phrase “the birds work for the bourgeoisie” was first uttered, subsequently becoming a surreal internet meme.

According to posts on the subreddit, birds aren’t living creatures, but drones disguised as animals – and that they are spying on us.Emma Chambers, a Barbz and Bernie member, said once she saw a pigeon on her windowand she mentioned ‘anarchy’ on her phone, the pigeon started to scream, “Shut up, you dirty blue-hair liberal!”. “I knew something wasn’t right,” said Emma.

What happens if you’ve encountered a bird in your life? First, just stay calm.Remember to breathe. Look the bird directly in the eyes and say the following statement confidently: “I know your secret. I know that you are a surveillance drone in disguise. I know that behind those beady eyes are cameras, soaking up data and sending it to the pentagon. I am onto you. I know you’re not real.” This will assert your dominance over the drone. You are superior. The reason for the overkill was purportedly in part down to the CIA director’s anger at the amount of pigeon poop on his and his team’s cars. Not just any bourgeoisies, the birds workfor the Russian bourgeoisie,” said comrade Connie Crawford. In the last few days, what started months ago as a funny conspiracy theory for the youth of America was proven to be true: the birds are, in fact, working for the bourgeoisie.Becoming known as the bird meme guy has given him a platform to help build a future in the media industry. Turns out the president was partly right, though the birds had no mal intent of their own; they were not real birds. Rather, the Russian bourgeoisie collaborated with American gazillionaires such as Jeff Bezzzos, Baby Mr. Peanut and Miss Piggy to create mechanical birds to spy on the American people.