Vulgar Valentine Verses: rude valentine poems

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Funny Valentine poems, especially rhyming poems, are very popular. This funny Valentine’s Day rhyme is about the ups and downs of love. I could make you happy, make your dreams come true. Nothing that I wouldn't do. Go to the ends of the Earth for you. To make you feel my love." - Bob Dylan, Make You Feel My Love

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This type of funny Valentine poems is light, innocent and humorous but still very direct. In this poem you want to ultimately celebrate Valentine's Day with the guy or girl of your dreams.To write a cheeky Valentine’s Day poem, keep your poem lighthearted and playful, decide on the poem style, and try to incorporate some humor in your write-up. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar is lumpy and so is your head. A selection of funny rude and dirty poems which range from the mildly titillating to the frankly obscene. Some of the poems are sexual, anatomical or scatological in nature, or on occasion all three. The poems are not suitable for miners, street sweepers or submariners, nor indeed for left-wing Guardian reading militant feminists. Rude Poems

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Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down." - Oprah Winfrey Roses are red, violets are blue, the colour of these flowers is irrelevant, you will be assimilated, resistance is futile.There is no pretending. I love you, and I will love you until I die, and if there's life after that, I'll love you then." - Cassandra Clare,The Mortal Instruments We hope you enjoy these funny Valentine's Day poems. Funny Valentine poetry is perfect for e-cards, online printable Valentine cards or regular Valentine cards. This funny Valentine poem is a silly Valentine's Day poem with an animal theme. Using animals made it easier to write this funny Valentine rhyme. Romantic Valentines Day Ideas and Creative Valentine Ideas to Spoil and Surprise Your Girlfriend. Valentine Gift Ideas