Little Live Pets - Gotta Go Flamingo (40-00777)

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I got my DD one of those Poopsie Unicorn things for Christmas a couple of years ago and was horrified to discover it had a heart-shaped bumhole from which it was supposed to shit glittery diarrhoea.

This shitting flamingo is a billion times better and I am super jealous that parents today have this option. I went along with the poop emoji toys and the poopsie slime toy, but I’m becoming increasingly horrified about how far the toy makers are trying to push the making poo into toys craze. So, we learn everything we can about our products and create our own photos, descriptions, and videos that let you see all aspects of each item.com, the Sell on Etsy app, and the Etsy app, as well as the electricity that powers Etsy’s global offices and employees working remotely from home in the US. Of course, Little Live Gotta Go Flamingo isn’t the first pooping product for children ever to exist.

Etsy’s 100% renewable electricity commitment includes the electricity used by the data centres that host Etsy. Sherbet is an interactive, toilet-trained flamingo who loves to sing, wiggle, chat back, eat, and poop – on the toilet! Products that contain small parts may pose a choking hazard and should not be used by children under 3. I’m picturing a bunch of suits sitting at a shiny boardroom table in a fancy high rise in their main headquarters in Melbourne, Australia, having a completely serious discussion about which animal would delight kids most if it sat on a toilet and dropped a deuce.

Whether they sing along to the included song or make up their own sound effects, they'll love hanging out with their funny new friend.